“I HATE THIS GAME” I scream angrily as I continue to play it.
“I HATE THIS SHOW” I scream angrily as I start the next episode
“I HATE THIS BOOK” I scream angrily as I turn the page
“I HATE MY GRADES” I scream angrily as I continue to scroll down Tumblr
WHY ARE MOSQUITOS EVEN ON THE PLANET THEY HAVE NO SIGNIFICANCE THEY’RE BASICALLY KEVIN JONAS
HOLD IT, HOLD EVERYTHING! Earth is a protected wildlife reserve. Yeah, we’ve been using it to rebuild the mosquito population, which, need I remind you, IS AN ENDANGERED SPECIES. IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE MOSQUITOS, YOUR PLANET WOULD HAVE BEEN DESTROYED AGES AGO.
Someone waited their whole life to make this joke